Terms and Conditions
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1. The Basic Foundations:
a. Introduction - This User Agreement governs your use of our websites, and you agree to read it before you view our websites. If you don't understand something, contact us at email@example.com. If you don't agree with any of these terms, you are not permitted to access our sites
b. Party Definitions
i. "Us," the service provider -Badpuppy Enterprises (hereinafter, also referred to as simply, "Badpuppy,") is the service provider of the Website. When this Agreement uses pronouns such as "Us," "We," "Our," "Ours," etc., those first-person pronouns are referring to Badpuppy, as the service provider for the Website.
ii. "You," the User - As a User of this Website, this Agreement will refer to the User as "You" or through any second-person pronouns, such as "Your," "Yours," etc. Hereinafter, the User of the Website shall be referred to in applicable second-person pronouns.
iii. The Website(s) - When the term "Website," "Websites," "Website(s)," "Network," or simply, "Service(s)," is used in this set of Terms & Conditions, it refers to Badpuppy and websites owned or operated by Badpuppy that you access through Badpuppy unless the Agreement specifically says otherwise.
c. BEFORE accessing or using Our Website(s), You must agree to ALL of the conditions in this Agreement. If You do not wish to be bound by each and every provision in this Agreement, then You are not welcome to use this Website, or any of Our Websites. You don't get to pick and choose which parts of these Terms you like. Sorry guys, that is just the way it is in the world today.
d. If You do not understand all of these terms, then You should consult with an attorney before accessing/using any portion of Our Website(s).
e. Every time you log in to our members area you are presumed to have read and agreed to these terms.
f. Revisions to this Agreement
i. From time to time, Badpuppy (and only Badpuppy) may revise this Agreement. We reserve the right to do so, and You agree that We have this unilateral right. You agree that all modifications or changes to this Agreement are in force immediately upon posting. The updated or edited version supersedes any prior versions immediately upon its posting, and the prior version(s) shall have no continuing legal effect.
ii. You agree to review these Terms when you re-visit our websites
iii. Waiver - If You fail to re-review this Agreement when You revisit our sites as required to determine if any of the terms have changed, You assume all responsibility for such omissions. You also agree that such failure amounts to Your affirmative waiver of Your right to review the amended terms of the Agreement. We are in no way responsible for Your neglect of Your legal rights.
2. Acceptance and Affirmation:
a. You must agree to all of the terms in this Agreement before using any of Our Website(s) or Our services.
b. Your affirmative acceptance of all the terms in this
Agreement is, and will be, demonstrated by You when:
i. You click any link, button, or other device, provided to You in any part of Our Website(s)' interface. Upon the performance of any of these actions, You have legally agreed to all of these T&C's; or
ii. By accessing or using any of Our Services in any manner.
c. You understand, and agree, that We will consider any use of Our Website(s) and/or Services, as Your affirmation of Your complete and unconditional acceptance of all of the terms in this Agreement.
3. Special Considerations Regarding Minors:
a. Age of Majority - In order to use Our Website(s) or any
of the Services provided by Us, You must have attained the age of majority in
Your jurisdiction. You represent and warrant that You are at least eighteen
(18) or twenty-one (21) years of age, depending on the age of majority in Your
jurisdiction, and that You have the legal capacity to enter into this
i. Age Verification - You were asked to verify that You are at least eighteen (18) or twenty-one (21) years of age, on the homepage of Our Website(s), as a condition of entry onto certain areas of the Website(s) containing adult content pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 1746. Accordingly, if You provided incorrect information on the homepage, You committed an act of perjury, this perjury was recorded, and this perjury may (and will) be used against You in any court proceeding or other tribunal of any kind.
b. We specifically disclaim any responsibility or liability for any misrepresentations regarding a User's age.
c. You represent and warrant that You will not allow any minor access to Our Website(s).
4. Images and Content:
a. Our Website(s) contain(s) viewable and downloadable, images and content; including but not limited to: text, software, images, graphics, data, messages, and other information (collectively, "Materials" or "Content").
b. You acknowledge and stipulate that all of the Materials are expressive content that is fully protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.
c. Materials contain graphic visual depictions of sexual activity and nudity.
Restrictions on Use of Websites:
5. Restrictions on Use of Websites:
a. Without Our express prior written authorization, You may not:
i. Duplicate any part of the Websites or the materials contained therein (except as expressly provided elsewhere in this Agreement);
ii. Redistribute or create any derivative works based on the Websites or any of the materials contained therein. You agree that any such use is NOT "fair use";
iii. Use the Website(s) or any of the Materials contained therein for any public display, public performance, sale or rental, and You hereby agree and stipulate that any and all such uses are NOT "fair use";
iv. Share the Materials, post them to tube sites, share them on one-click hosting sites or file locker sites or share them by using bit torrent protocol or any other similar technology;
v. Remove any copyright or other proprietary notices from the Websites or any of the Materials contained therein;
i. Circumvent any encryption or other security tools used anywhere on the Websites (including the theft of user names and passwords or using another person's user name and password in order to gain access to a restricted area of the Websites). If We detect that an account/Member has breached this provision of the Agreement, We reserve the right to immediately terminate the account and bar the Member from accessing Our services. In addition, we will bring a lawsuit against you for any unauthorized access.
b. Additionally - Use of Our Websites is strictly prohibited for any use other than for personal, non-commercial use. This prohibition includes, but is not limited to, the following:
i. Competitors are not authorized to access or use Badpuppy's Websites without express, written permission from Badpuppy in advance of such access. Such permission will be liberally granted. We don't mind if you look around, but please let us know first.
ii. Members of the law enforcement community, their agents and employees, are not authorized to access or use Badpuppy's Websites. Badpuppy contains images of willing adults doing adult things, and our website is restricted to those that want to view these adults. If you want to check out Badpuppy, contact us through our support and we will gladly show you around, but you are not permitted to access our sites until our attorney speaks to you in person.
iii. Employees of the United States government, their agents, and their contractors are not authorized to access or use the Company's Websites. Badpuppy contains images of willing adults doing adult things, and our website is restricted to those that want to view these adults. If you want to check out Badpuppy, contact us through our support and we will gladly show you around, but you are not permitted to access our sites until our attorney speaks to you in person.
iv. No employee of the United States Department of Homeland Security may be members.
6. Services and Membership:
a. General Services - Our Websites provide You with the ability to view and download images and content available on Our Websites. The images and content are adult in nature (PLEASE REFER TO "SECTION 4" OF THIS AGREEMENT, TITLED: "IMAGES AND CONTENT," FOR A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE ADULT ORIENTED MATERIAL FOUND ON OUR WEBSITES).
i. Membership - Members will receive benefits and services as described on the enrollment page at the time of registration. The terms and conditions of a User's enrollment into Membership are incorporated by reference into this Agreement. All Memberships renew at their posted rates until cancelled. You can cancel at any time and prevent future billing by going to the Websites' support page.
i. Voluntary - Closing your account voluntarily is accomplished by following the cancellation instructions on the support page
ii. Involuntary - Without limiting other remedies, We may immediately issue a warning, temporarily suspend, indefinitely suspend, or terminate Your access and use of Our Websites and refuse to provide Our services to You at any time, with or without advance notice, if:
i. We believe that You have breached any material term of these Terms and Conditions or the documents it incorporates by reference;
ii. We are unable to verify or authenticate any information You provide to Us;
iii. We believe that Your actions may cause legal liability for You, Our users, or Us; or
iv. We decide to cease operations or to otherwise discontinue any services or options provided by the Website(s) or parts thereof.
c. Further, You agree that neither Badpuppy, Our Websites, nor any third party acting on Our behalf shall be liable to You for any termination of Your membership or access to Our Websites.
d. You agree that if Your account is terminated by Us, You will not attempt to re-register as a Member of the Websites without prior written consent from Us.
e. Cancellation of Your account or other business relationships with Us shall not be deemed to terminate Our relationship with You with respect to the provision of unsolicited commercial e-mail. This business relationship is specifically deemed to continue indefinitely until explicitly terminated by You, by opting out.
f. You agree to take all possible measures to keep your username and password secure.
g. You agree that if your password security is breached, you are solely responsible for any damage or liability occurring by this breach
h. You are on notice that you are responsible for safeguarding your account information. You agree that, even if you can prove hacking by clear and convincing evidence, you are still liable for any 3rd party use of your username and password.
i. You specifically agree that if your account is used to download any of Our content and that content is later found on a one-click hosting site, a file locker site, a torrent site, a tube site, or any other site, service or server or any other medium used for sharing content, that You will pay liquidated damages of $25,000 to Us. However, if it can be shown that your account was compromised because of a security breach at Badpuppy, and not a result of your negligence or intentional sharing of your account, then you will not be responsible for these liquidated damages.
7. Disclaimer and Indemnification:
a. If We determine that You or any User has used Our Services in violation of any law, Your ability to use the Website(s) may be terminated immediately and We have every right to voluntarily cooperate with law enforcement or private aggrieved parties that We may be legally compelled to do so. We hereby disclaim any liability for damages that may arise from any User providing any services for any purpose that violates any law. You do hereby agree to defend, indemnify and hold Us harmless from any liability that may arise for Us should You violate any law.
b. You also agree to defend and indemnify Us should any third party be harmed by Your actions or should We be obligated to defend any claims including, without limitation, any criminal or civil action brought by any party.
c. Our Website(s) contain material that may be offensive to third parties. You agree to indemnify and hold Us harmless from any liability that may arise from someone viewing such material and You agree to cease review of the Website(s)/Services should You find it offensive.
d. You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Badpuppy, Our officers, directors, shareholders, employees, independent contractors, telecommunication providers, and agents, from and against any and all claims, actions, loss, liabilities, expenses, costs, or demands, including without limitation legal and accounting fees, for all damages directly, indirectly, and/or consequentially resulting or allegedly resulting from Your (or You under another person's authority - including without limitation to governmental agencies) use, misuse, or inability to use the Website(s) or any of the Materials contained therein, or Your breach of any part of this Agreement. We shall promptly notify You by electronic mail of any such claim or suit, and cooperate fully (at Your expense) in the defense of such claim or suit. We reserve the right to participate in the defense of such claim or defense at Our own expense, and choose Our own legal counsel; however, We are not obligated to do so.
8. Intellectual Property Information:
a. MyPornStore, Badpuppy, Badpuppy Enterprises, the Badpuppy logo and the names of the Websites in Our Network are Our Service Marks and/or Trademarks. You may not register, use, or traffic in any domain name that is confusingly similar to Our registered or common law trademarks.
b. Other companies' product and service names referenced on Our Websites may be trademarks and service marks of their respective companies and are the exclusive property of such respective owners, and may not be used publicly without the express written consent of the owners and/or holders of such trademarks and service marks.
c. Copyright - This Website belongs to Us, and We either own or have rights to display all of the materials thereupon. You may not use any of Our Content or Materials, without Our express written consent.
d. You agree that You will only use our Materials for your own personal use. You may display them on one computer or mobile device. However, you may never email them to another person, share them on any remote server of any kind, or place them on file locker site, a torrent site, a tube site, or any other site, service, or server of any other medium used for sharing content.
9. Limitation of Liability:
a. In no event, shall We (or Our licensors, agents, suppliers, resellers, service providers, or any other subscribers or suppliers) be liable to You, or any other third party for any direct, special, indirect, incidental, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages, including without limitation, damages for loss of profits, loss of information, business interruption, revenue, or goodwill, which may arise from any person's use, misuse, or inability to use the Website(s) or any of the Materials contained therein, even if We have been advised of the probability of such damages. This is for any matter arising out of or relating to this Agreement, whether such liability is asserted on the basis of contract, tort or otherwise, even if We have been advised of the possibility of such damages.
b. In no event shall Our maximum total aggregate liability hereunder for direct damages exceed the total fees, actually paid by You, for use of one of Our Websites for a period of no more than one (1) month from the accrual of the applicable cause or causes of action. Because some jurisdictions prohibit the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitation may not apply to You.
10. Complaint Policy:
a. You agree that if You have any complaint about any content on Our Website(s), including (but not limited to) a complaint or claim of defamation (libel or slander), invasion of privacy, false light, trademark infringement, right of publicity claims, or any related or similar tort, that You will provide notice to Us by certified mail or fax to: Badpuppy Enterprises, Attn: Legal Department, 5505 N. Atlantic #204, Cocoa Beach, Florida 32931; or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
b. You agree that We shall have twenty (20) business days after RECEIPT of said notice to evaluate Your concern(s).
c. After evaluating Your concern(s), We will either inform You that We do not believe Your concern is valid, or We will request Your preference regarding an opportunity to cure Your concern(s). This cure may include one of the following:
i. We may offer to delete the offending material.
ii. We may offer to modify the offending material.
iii. We will engage You and seek any other alternative resolution that will mitigate Your damaged legal interests - whether or not We are legally required to do so.
d. You acknowledge and agree that upon transmission of Your complaint to us, You will be considered to have engaged in settlement discussions with Us, and neither party will initiate formal legal action while non-adversarial resolution is in progress. You agree that You will not file suit unless and until We issue a statement to You that We have taken Our final action, and that no further action will be taken without adversarial proceedings. At that point, You may proceed with arbitration as provided for under this Agreement.
e. You acknowledge that once You accept any of Our offers of non-adversarial resolution, that You irrevocably waive any and all possible claims for any allegedly offending material on Our Websites and that if You do bring any action against Us that You hereby stipulate that You will bear Your own costs and fees incurred in the action, regardless of the outcome of that action, and that You stipulate that Your damages will be limited to $1, and no more, and that You hereby acknowledge that such amount of $1 is sufficient and adequate.
f. You understand that no part of this Agreement obligates Us to go beyond that required by law, and this Agreement is in place for Your convenience. If We believe that Your requests are unreasonable, We reserve every right to terminate discussions with or file suit against You to recover any legal fees incurred due to harassing or unreasonable requests.
11. General Provisions:
a. The following Governing Law Provisions shall apply:
i. Governing Law - This Agreement and all matters arising out of, or otherwise relating to, this Agreement shall be governed by the laws of the State of Florida, excluding its conflict of law provisions. The sum of this paragraph is that any and all disputes between the Parties must be, without exception, brought to court and litigated in Orange County, Florida.
i. All parties to this Agreement agree that all actions or proceedings arising in connection with this Agreement or any services or business interactions between the parties that may be subject to this Agreement shall be tried and/or litigated exclusively in the state and federal courts located in Orange County, Florida.
ii. The parties agree to exclusive jurisdiction in, and only in, Orange County, Florida.
iii. The parties agree to exclusive venue in, and only in, Orange County, Florida.
iv. The parties additionally agree that this choice of venue and forum is mandatory and not permissive in nature, thereby precluding any possibility of litigation between the parties with respect to, or arising out of, this Agreement in a jurisdiction other than that specified in this paragraph.
v. All parties hereby waive any right to assert the doctrine of forum non-conveniens or similar doctrines, or to object to venue with respect to any proceeding brought in accordance with this paragraph or with respect to any dispute under this Agreement whatsoever.
vi. All parties stipulate that the state and federal courts located in Orange County, Florida shall have personal jurisdiction over them for the purpose of litigating any dispute, controversy, or proceeding arising out of (or related to) this Agreement and/or the relationship between the parties contemplated thereby.
vii. Each party hereby authorizes and accepts services of process sufficient for personal jurisdiction in any action against it, as contemplated by this paragraph by registered or certified mail, Federal Express, proof of delivery or return receipt requested, to the parties address for the giving of notices as set forth in this Agreement.
viii. Any final judgment rendered against a party in any action or proceeding shall be conclusive as to the subject of such final judgment and may be enforced in other jurisdictions in any manner provided by law if such enforcement becomes necessary.
b. Assignment - The rights and liabilities of the parties hereto will bind and inure to the benefit of their respective assignees, successors, executors, and administrators, as the case may be
c. Severability - If for any reason a court of competent jurisdiction or an arbitrator finds any provision of this Agreement, or any portion thereof, to be unenforceable, that provision will be enforced to the maximum extent permissible and the remainder of this Agreement will continue in full force and effect.
d. Attorneys' Fees - In the event any Party shall commence any claims, actions, formal legal action, or arbitration to interpret and/or enforce any of the terms and conditions of this Agreement, or relating in any way to this Agreement, including without limitation asserted breaches of representations and warranties, all parties shall bear their own costs and fees.
e. No Waiver - No waiver or action made by Us shall be deemed a waiver of any subsequent default of the same provision of this Agreement. If any term, clause or provision hereof is held invalid or unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, such invalidity shall not affect the validity or operation of any other term, clause or provision and such invalid term, clause or provision shall be deemed to be severed from this Agreement.
f. Headings - All headings are solely for the convenience of reference and shall not affect the meaning, construction or effect of this Agreement.
g. Complete Agreement - This Agreement constitutes the entire Agreement between the parties with respect to Your access and use of the Websites and the Materials contained therein, and Your Membership with the Websites, and supersedes and replaces all prior understandings or agreements, written or oral, regarding such subject matter.
h. Other Jurisdictions - We make no representation that Our Websites or any of the Materials contained therein are appropriate or available for use in other locations, and access to them from territories where their content may be illegal or is otherwise prohibited. Those who choose to access Our Websites from such locations do so at their own initiative and are solely responsible for determining compliance with all applicable local laws.
i. Service - In order to relieve themselves of the cost, hassle, and inconvenience of traditional service of process, the parties hereby stipulate that either party may serve the other with a complaint and summons by mail, Fed-ex, UPS, or by email. The parties both hereby waive their right to traditional process-server delivered complaints and summons. With respect to e-mail service: both parties agree that email shall be sufficient service of process if the e-mail is sent to the e-mail address on record provided by You when initiating Your membership. Personal, physical, or mail service is not required. This stipulation to receive e-mail service extends to any disputes between the parties, whether they are relevant to this Agreement or not.
12. Stipulated liquidated damages:
a. In various provisions in this Agreement, We have outlined liquidated damages amounts to be applied as penalties against You if You violate these specific provisions. You specifically agree to pay these amounts. In agreeing to pay liquidated damages, You acknowledge that this amount is not a penalty and that the actual damages are uncertain and difficult to ascertain, but that this amount represents the parties' good faith attempt to calculate an appropriate compensation based on anticipated actual damages.
b. For any breach of a portion of this Agreement that does not specifically state a liquidated damages amount, You hereby agree that any breach of this Agreement shall result in liquidated damages of $5,000.00 per occurrence. You specifically agree to pay this $5,000.00 in liquidated damages.
c. For any breach of this Agreement resulting in liquidated damages owed by You, You specifically agree and We expressly reserve the right to assign Our rights to these liquidated damages to a third party.
d. If We are required to enlist the assistance of an Attorney or other person to collect any liquidated damages or any other amount of money from You, or if We are required to seek the assistance of an Attorney to pursue injunctive relief against You, then You additionally agree that You will reimburse Us for all fees incurred in order to collect these liquidated damages or in order to seek injunctive relief from You. You understand that even a nominal amount of damages may require the expenditure of extensive legal fees, travel expenses, costs, and other amounts that may dwarf the liquidated damages themselves. You agree that You will pay all of these fees and costs.